I hate gay people.

The first reason this sucks is because I am gay, and so by default this means I hate myself, but in actuality I am okay with myself.  I mean, sure, there are days where I’m mean to me and I would rather be around anyone other than me, but for the most part I feel pretty meh about me.  But I guess I hate myself. Oh.

The second reason this sucks is because there’s no way to make a blanket statement like that without endorsing or taking at least SOME stereotypes into consideration.  I like to think I’m above this, that I actually hate all gay people, because I haven’t met a single one that I don’t find slightly annoying in some way.  But I guess I might just hate people.  Who knows.

The third reason this sucks is because I have to marry one, one day.  That’s gonna suck.